You make more noise getting out of bed than you did during the night of passion the evening before. Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton give you hope in your quest to age gracefully. Sunscreen is applied every day. Even on rainy ones. You can never be too careful. You select the restaurants to eat at for their quiet ambiance rather than their food.
Old Fart Jokes
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Old Farts and Young People
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